See You in 1984

I mean, we are two months removed from “Every Gift begins with Kay” and now we are well into “He went to Shaws.” Buy, Buy, Buy.

I mean why do I have to buy a Lexus or Diamonds to show “how much I care, EVERY YEAR!” Go into debt so after a while you can’t show her how much you care. You end up showing her how much of a dullard you are when your bank account is in the red.

I got it… red is for debt and the more red the more love, so more debt more love. That’s what all the commercials are screaming to me.

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