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What a piss poor effort!

Let me preface everything with the following: I am still a fan of the Dallas Cowboys. Which means that I am going to praise my team when they play good and that I am going to criticize them when the play poorly.

The redskins were not going to lay down but, that’s how the Cowboys played. Best team in the NFL my hind–parts. Best team in the NFC my hind–parts. Best team in the NFC East my hind–parts. Team with most weapons my hind–parts. They should feel embarrassed about how they played today.

Offense:

  • 11 rushing attempts and Terrell had two more than Felix. By the way Felix had 0 carries.
  • 47 seven passing attempts yeah because we were not running the ball and were playing catch up.
  • Terrell you dropped too many passes. AGAIN!
  • Miles you score the last touchdown and you celebrate for what we were still losing. To make it worse the damn fans cheered... again hello, we were losing!

Defense:

  • You could’t plug a gap to save your life and it showed.
  • Two sacks, whoopie freaking doo... the rest of the time campbell was tearing us a new one
  • Dear secondary thank you for knowing I am a weapon and letting me torch you. Sincerely, santana moss.

Coaches:

  • Why didn’t we run the ball more?
  • Why was there no pass rush?
  • Twelve me on the field AFTER a timeout!

Before Romo threw the only interception of the game, we had the ball 8 times. Out of those 8 possessions we scored two touchdowns and one field goal. Five punts, the hell? So don’t tell me that cost us the game. Don’t tell me that the twelve men on the field cost us the game. Tell me that we both teams had the ball 11 times and the we turned only 4 of those possessions into scoring drives while the redskins turned 6 of their 11 into scoring drives. Today we scored 24 points and sucked for 60 minutes while doing it. We need to get it together and fast damn it!

I am hot under the collar, I tell you what!

Yes I know I lower cased redskins, santana’s and campbell’s names, again I am a Cowboys fan.

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4 Responses to “What a piss poor effort!”

  1. Yer Dad! Says:
    September 29th, 2008 at 14:33

    BAWHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    HAHAHAHAHAHA
    HAHAHAHAHAHAAH

  2. Whew we escaped, AT HOME! | See You in 1984 Says:
    October 5th, 2008 at 20:07

    [...] to a record of 4-1, but not without playing one of their worst games of the season. Last week they played terrible, but I guess they wanted to take my and fellow Cowboy fans blood pressure to new [...]

  3. Angela Says:
    October 9th, 2008 at 23:18

    If you are going to brag on the REDSKINS at leat spell my teams name right!!! Buckarooo!!!

    GO REDSKINS!!!!

    "Yes I know I lower cased reskins, santana’s and campbell’s names, again I am a Cowboys fan."

  4. Adrian Says:
    October 10th, 2008 at 06:47

    @Angela

    I'm not bragging on your team, never have never will, Jerkaroo!

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