No Invites here Pal.

There is an article in this weeks Jet magazine regarding the sagging pants fashion trend. Now like most and I have to say most men, I like my pants loose but not hanging off my butt.

Now as most know its now news for Jet to report that this trend came from prison because in prison you can’t allow the inmates to have belts because they could hang their self or another inmate. Now what was surprising to me is that the article said that having your pants hanging off/below your butt meant that you were giving an open invitation of yourself. If you don’t know what that means then, “Get Bent Helmet.”

So Mr. Fashion, do you know what your saying? In short, Judge Joe Brown says you better watch yourself because a guy coming out of prison, who doesn’t know better, is going to think your giving him an open invitation. So you just went from looking silly person to a silly and very generous person.

Before reading this you could claim ignorance, which is nothing to be ashamed. However now if your reading this line you know better and I dub you Sir Stupido!

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