Since I managed to stumble upon the lyrics, I have no excuse now.
I would have to be pretty drunk to sing this and when I get drunk, well nevermind
HERE’S WISHING YOU A HAPPY 2007, unless your like evil or a enemy of mine. Ok now that’s not right, happy 2007 to you evil doers too, may you get exactly what you deserve!
Cell phone and traffic, not a good pair. People already have enough trouble driving, but then they add a cell phone to further decrease their lack of concentration.
Let’s see, as the conversation increases with interest, the ability to maintain the same speed while driving, decreases exponentially. I see so many people driving 10-20mph below the speed limit while on the phone. I can tell the conversation has taken their attention from the road, not only by the speed that they are traveling but also, when I pass them, they oft have their head on the headrest tilted ever so gently skyward. I usually get right beside them and toot my horn real loud, you know, shake them up a bit.
I’m not going to drop any statistics here, because like my father says, statistics can be spun in your favor. I’m not calling for a ban on the use of cell phones while driving I just want people to be more careful.
mUdd
Thank you to the offensive line and the secondary of my Dallas Cowboys for basically quitting. No wait you were not playing that great anyway, just good enough, but now your just quitting.
Thanks, dorks!
mUdd